A-Z of Pickup Lines
Are you employed by UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
Bandage, I need a bandage! I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you…
Clearly I'm the 6. Do you want to be the 9?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong…
Ever heard of an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, only Down Under…
Flintstone, Fred Flintstone. (reaches out hand) If you don't believe me then watch me make your bedrock.
Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!
Hey, I may not be the best looking guy in here. But I'm the only one talking to you…
Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart…
Just wondering if you'd help me find my lost puppy. I think he might be in a cheap motel room across the road.
Keen on maths? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Let's play conductor. You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo
My magical watch says your aren't wearing any underwear. You are? Oh it must be an hour fast…
Name three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink
Ouch, I've got a toothache. Must be because you're so damn sweet.
Pardon me, but I couldn't help noticing that beautiful dress. Could I talk you out of it?
Quick, we better get you out here. You're making all the other women look bad.
Regret this in the morning? No way honey, we'll sleep until the afternoon.
Some men buy expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages. Guess what? I don't even own a car!
Tell me, am I really good looking or do you need another drink?
Unless you have a twin sister, you must be the hottest woman in the world.
Vagueness runs in the family. But I'd remember those knockers anywhere.
Word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
X marks the spot, (looks down at his crotch) Wanna dig for treasure?
You must be a parking ticket. ‘Cause you've got FINE written all over you
Zucchini. Banana. Cucumber. I'm just reciting my shopping list, you're the one with the dirty mind.
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